Head on over to 2008tshirts.com!  It’s a 50% off sale, this weekend only!  OK, well, I’ll check Monday, just in case.  Regardless, it’s going on now!  This means $7.50 per shirt.  A sweet deal on some cool designs.

Remember that guy who stole money a while back, took his sweet airplane to Florida, jumped out along the way, somehow made it to a mini building, where he stashed a motorcycle, rode to a KOA camp, and slit his wrists in a tent and bled for hours and hours before being captured, all the time groaning, “die!”   (Yes, run on sentence for effect!) Seriously!  Come on!  What on Earth could he have used to cut himself in such a minor way as to bleed for hours without dying?  Maybe he used his cell phone,  or his car keys,  a butter knife perhaps?  OK…anyway, he would have improved his lot just a little bit if he’d been wearing this shirt when they found him!

Maybe he should have flown to Colorado.   He probably would have bled just a little bit slower if he’d been in the snow.   It would have been more dramatic, what with the red blood on the white snow.  I mean, how can you be smart enough come up with such a plan, but dumb enough not to be able to kill yourself?  Oh - I think I just answered my own question….  Maybe he should have had a Tshirt on that says “Content in my Mediocrity.”

Sweet design…. rates up there with Idaho? No Youdaho.

With Federal prison on the horizon for this guy, he’ll be answering that question for years to come….

Check them out before they’re all gone!  2008tshirts.com

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