Ten bucks for a Tshirt is not bad… Check out the Defunker Deals at BustedTees.com.
I don’t know if you’ve heard, but apparently there was a lady who had her face ripped off by a Chimpanzee!?! A 200 pound Chimp? I feel terrible for that poor lady. I can’t imagine being in that position, or watching it happen for that matter. I wouldn’t want to be a first responder either… or a doctor for that matter catching that one in the Emergency Room. Now, don’t send me hate mail, I’m not on either side of this argument, but it brings up memories of seeing those signs. You know the ones. You’re on a Griswold vacation somewhere and you come across a sign that says something silly like, “Don’t feed the bears!” My answer was always a simple, “ok.” But apparently, others were less compliant somewhere along the line.
Anyway, I hope that Lady comes through it ok. For the rest of us, what have we learned?
This one has nothing to do with the above essay. I just thought it looked cool. As cool as a nuclear bomb going off and killing hundreds of thousands of people can be I guess. When I was in high school, I used to always say that, “People make me pro-nuclear.” Clever I thought, but have you ever seen pictures of a nuclear holocaust? Not pretty…..
If you’re in the market for a cheap shirt, you probably need to stop by 6DollarShirts.com. What a great fit with Project Cheap Shirts.. Strong Designs + Cheap Prices = Yes Thank You!
Get it? Hollisturd? Hollister?? Reminds me of a great shirt that I used to wear in High School… it was black with red writing that said, “New Kids Suck.” At first glance, all the New Kids fans would say “yeah,” then quickly follow with “hey!” Little did I know that later in life, I’d marry a New Kids fan. Whoops!
If you haven’t checked out ShirtADay.com before, it’s time you do! ShirtADay is a site that offers - you guessed it - a shirt a day. The interesting thing about this site is that the more shirts that are sold, the lower the price! Yes, the more popular the shirt is, the less you pay. They generally start at around $12.99… this shirt’s currently at $11.58 and falling!
Bipartisan - Retaining the ability to blame the Republicans when the world realizes your stimulus plan was an epic FAIL
Check out today’s $8 tee at CrazyDogTshirts.com! They feature one of their designs every day for $8. Combine that with $4 fixed shipping, and you’re in business.
You see many Amish shirts around and at first glance, I didn’t really notice the joke. OK, I’m a bit dense.
Seriously? Don’t drink OR drive! I love the subtlety. Really though, I usually have to have someone explain movie plots to me. I don’t think my parents expected much from me. On a positive note, ignorance is bliss! I promise!
You need to head over to 6DollarShirts.com to check out their amazing deals. $6 for a rad Tshirt? Really? I’ve also got to hand it to them, they are pretty upfront with their shipping rates and return policies. I hate those sites that have a low upfront product price, but then inexplicably shipping is $10 for one Tshirt. This is quoted from 6Dollar’s website, “All shipping charges are calculated in real time based on the weight of your order.” What more can you ask for?
They also have some great designs that I haven’t seen other places. They don’t have as many designs as some sites out there, but the ones they have so far pretty much rock.
They’re Number 1 and Number 2!!! Priceless!
Not sure what this shirt means. I mean, I get the takeoff from “Beef, it’s what’s for dinner,” but I don’t get the comedic connection. I’d still wear it to confuse my friends, don’t get me wrong. Maybe the next design will be “Poop, the other white meat,” with a picture of a pig on it. You heard it here first - my idea - back off!
Hey, give me a break… it’s hard coming up with themes! In this case it’s a backside theme, but you have to admit, the t shirts are pretty funny! Remember the Saturday Night Live skit with Sean Connery on Jeopardy? “I’ll take the Rapists for $600.” Get it? “Therapists for $600?” Any joke you have to explain should probably be left alone I guess…
I have to admit it, I’m a fan of 6DollarTees! Great concept, and designs. I’d like to hear from someone who has ordered from them to see what the quality is like. At any rate, I’m sure y0u’ll be hearing more about them from me, as you can’t beat a cheap shirt!
Ahhhh, the Tshirt sale continues…. DeathRowTshirts.com and 2008tshirts.com continue the sale. 50% off is not bad, let’s see how far we can take this sale huh? Who cares, we’ll take it!
I’m not a sports fan. On a day when everyone else is crazily getting ready for the Super Bowl, my wife and I quietly organize our Anti-Super Bowl party. The beauty of it is that you can do pretty much anything other than watch sports on that day. “I watch it for the commercials,” some say. Bull pucky! Who watches TV for the commercials? Why do you think Tivo was invented? At any rate, what better way to celebrate the Anti-Super Bowl holiday but with a Tshirt!
Head on over to 2008tshirts.com! It’s a 50% off sale, this weekend only! OK, well, I’ll check Monday, just in case. Regardless, it’s going on now! This means $7.50 per shirt. A sweet deal on some cool designs.
Remember that guy who stole money a while back, took his sweet airplane to Florida, jumped out along the way, somehow made it to a mini building, where he stashed a motorcycle, rode to a KOA camp, and slit his wrists in a tent and bled for hours and hours before being captured, all the time groaning, “die!” (Yes, run on sentence for effect!) Seriously! Come on! What on Earth could he have used to cut himself in such a minor way as to bleed for hours without dying? Maybe he used his cell phone, or his car keys, a butter knife perhaps? OK…anyway, he would have improved his lot just a little bit if he’d been wearing this shirt when they found him!
Maybe he should have flown to Colorado. He probably would have bled just a little bit slower if he’d been in the snow. It would have been more dramatic, what with the red blood on the white snow. I mean, how can you be smart enough come up with such a plan, but dumb enough not to be able to kill yourself? Oh - I think I just answered my own question…. Maybe he should have had a Tshirt on that says “Content in my Mediocrity.”
Sweet design…. rates up there with Idaho? No Youdaho.
With Federal prison on the horizon for this guy, he’ll be answering that question for years to come….
A different set of Tees each week. This week has the historic and all time favorite Saturday Night Live skit inspired “Need more Cowbell” Tshirt!
I just love Christopher Walken and just about every time he’s on SNL has been classic. The all time best skit, however, was when Walken played a record producer recording Blue Oyster Cult’s “Don’t Fear the Reaper.” You’ll remember the amazingly funny Will Ferrell wearing the funky beard and getting into the cow bell performance. Anyway, so many people know the cow bell skit, that it’s universally known. It’s like the “Soup Nazi,” or the “Low Talker.” (If the last two examples are unknown references to you, then you might as well move on, because the cow bell will have no significance for you either.)
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2008tshirts.com! It’s a 50% off sale, this weekend only! OK, well, I’ll check Monday, just in case. Regardless, it’s going on now! This means $7.50 per shirt. A sweet deal on some cool designs.
