BustedTees.com is busting out the April Fools Day $8 sale.  Plus buy 4 Tshirts and get free shipping!

That’s right, Senors do RULE!

SnorgTees.com is having a spring cleaning sale!  $4 off isn’t the AIG bailout, but it’s a start.  They have some great T-shirt designs as well as pictures of people wearing the shirts!  I love that… it gives you some idea for the quality of shirt, fit, and what the final print actually looks like.

Now, spiders aren’t my favorite pest.  Bees are!  And by “are” I mean “are not!”  They freak me out, the little critters do!  Some day I’m going to drive my car off the road and die from swatting at some flying creature that was unlucky enough to have hopped a ride in my car.  The worst is when something feels like a bug only it’s really not.  Then I freak out, act like a fool, and ultimately end up swatting feverishly at something really stupid, like a random long hair innocently transferred from my wife’s hairbrush.  Those are the tricky ones.  One day I’m sure I’ll calmly dismiss the familiar tickle as a hair and it’ll be some hideous beast of a spider crawling up my neck….  eeeeewww….

OK, so I can’t remember song lyrics and I pull a George Bush all the time - misquoting extremely well known sayings.  So as far as the next Tshirt, “I resemble that!”

I’ve never tipped a cow… Doesn’t it hurt their intestines?  Just curious.

Traditionally, I wouldn’t wear a Tshirt that says “My butt hurts.”

And it’s probably a slippery slope for a girls shirt as well….

But a chocolate bunny with no ears saying “What?”  Priceless.

T-Shirts starting at $5 sounds good to me… especially if you’re a fan of Threadless - and why would you not be?  And WOW, they have some pretty good designs at the 5 buck price point!  It’s definitely worth a look over if you get a chance.

Here are a few of my favorites…  And yes, the first couple are definitely extensions to the “Poop Fetish” post of a few days past.  I know, it’s gross right?  I just think it’s a funny function that we all do, and why not point it out on a tshirt?

Without further adieu….

Apparently, she poops….

The next one goes a little too far, no?  But look how happy he is!!

And why not talk about food right after potty functions?  Exactly, why not!  Check out my little muffin friend!

Look!  It’s Superman heating a microwave meal with his laser vision!  Superb!

And who wouldn’t love a tshirt with Smokey the Bear about to club a little boy with a shovel.  That fire looks a little out of control to me too!

And last but certainly least…. the slinky shirt.  I must admit, I was more drawn to the colors that the message.  Of course as I say that, someone out there is saying, “Oooooh SLIIIIINNNNKKKYYYYY!”

Hurry!  Sale ends March 30th, and they often sell out of the more popular designs well before!  Thanks Threadless!

So a co-worker of mine was bragging about how easy it was to get a concealed gun carrying permit the other day.  Now this is someone who I would say could “loose it” at any time.  And I got to thinking about what makes someone desire to carry a hidden gun…er a gun at all.  Now, there are a number of excuses…. I mean reasons - that one might give for carrying a concealed weapon.  They usually appear to be quite harmless.  “I just want to carry it in my backpack while hiking,” one might say.  Keeps them safe from the animals I’m sure.  Can’t be bothered with a holster out in the open, don’t want to tip off the animals I guess.

So now I have to guess whether or not my co-worker is packing heat.  This must be what it’s like to work at the post office.

So here’s a shirt from ShirtOfTheDay.com to honor my beloved co-worker!

(If you aren’t familiar with SOTD, the price of their shirts goes down as more people order.  Not too shabby!)

Wish me luck!

Yes, that’s right!  Threadless Spring Cleaning sale begins March 16th through March 22nd.

Check them out early to get the best sales!  When the shirts are gone, they’re gone!

Ohhh, I can’t wait….. but I’ll have to!

So I was looking through the $8 sale T shirts at BustedTees.com for some treasures and I think I found a pattern…  Well the presidential election is over now, so I guess I shouldn’t find it amusing that people don’t buy these shirts.  I do though - Not buy them - Just find it amusing.  There are a lot of T Shirts out there that I wouldn’t wear.  I’m not into the raunchy ones usually, so that drops out quite a few.  But aside from the classic “Vote for Pedro” shirt, I’ve never felt the need to wear a politically motivated T Shirt - even if it’s a non political figure.  So you might not catch me in one of these shirts, but you should get one to keep as a souvenir!

I’m not sure who actually wants Gore in 2008, but to each his own….

How about Hillary?  Duff that is….

Paris and Rihanna?  MMMMkay…  Isn’t Rihanna the girl that got beat up?

Cheney Tshirts will be great collectors items.  As the moths chew holes in them over the years, you can claim Cheney shot you with buckshot!

SO if anyone is still reading this and not bored stiff, they do have a couple of funny Eight Dollar Tees.  I’m always a fan of play on name shirts.  You can never get enough of them!

I told you I’m not a huge fan of raunchy shirts, so the irony here is too much!  Have fun!

If you haven’t headed over to Threadless Tees in a while, you should check out their $9 dollar Tshirt selection!  They have some great designs for half the amount of their regular tshirts.  WARNING!  You will end up spending inordinate amounts of time surfing through the Threadless pages.  As interesting as their designs, are their user contributed pictures.  It’s nice to see their shirts “on the street!”  You not only get to see the finished print, but you often can scope out the contributors for someone with your same body shape.  While you are there, vote for your favorite design!

Here are but a couple of the dozens of nine dollar TShirts…..

OK, where to you find a dude in a chicken suit?  Do you think this guy (or girl, I guess,) had this chicken suit in his her it’s closet?  “Ted, why do you have a full size chicken suit in your closet,” said the girl friend.  “No reason,” he says as his girl friend looks on with a disgusted look on her face.  (Cricket sound, cricket sound.)  Sorry for that aside, but it’s what happens to me when I try to figure out what people were thinking….  I know it’s stupid.

No, this is stupid:

Seriously?  I won’t go into my “inner monologue” on this one… it’s too disturbing.  Are those people running with him, or chasing him?

OK, so the design is cutsie.  I wouldn’t necessarily wear it… ok, I wouldn’t wear this one, but I couldn’t resist putting a picture of a grown man running through the streets in a big diaper.  I mean come on, it reminds me of one of those scenes in the movies where you expect a bus to honk it’s horn seconds before mowing these people over….  And isn’t it appropriate in this case?  Honk, hooooonnnnk.  Squished diaper man….  OK, you got the monologue anyway.

But seriously, they do have some good ones… maybe I’ll do a couple of posts on some of my favs.

That’s right!  Buy 3 Tees and get free shipping….. Hmm…  Don’t know if that’s a great deal or not, but they do have some interesting designs.  One of my favorites, my wife found at a thrift store, and it’s been her favorite ever since.

The golden girls taught me that grandparents aren’t as creepy as you think they are.  They’re creepier!

How about some retro Tshirts.  I have one that says “1984 Break Dance Champion!”  Never been to camp Crystal Lake? Who cares?

How about a Seinfeld favorite?

Great comeback!

OK, I should have put this with Camp Crystal Lake…..  oh well….    They’re still words to live by….

IT’S FEBRUARY MADNESS!!!  Ok, not crazy madness, but it brings you to about $7.50 per shirt.  Not a bad sale!  They do have quite a few decent tshirt designs to choose from as well.

Now, I’m all about Tshirts that relate to news stories.  The best part is that some people will get the joke and some have no idea what it’s about.  I guess it kind of makes it just a little more special.  How about this one?

I especially like the life-like Bong…  Poor Michael, poor poor Michael.

Too much more of this, and he’ll have to wear this tshirt:

And now, he has to go to Community College…. wearing this:

See how cleverly I fashioned a theme post?  I think I pulled one out of the hat this time.  Check them out!

Ten bucks for a Tshirt is not bad… Check out the Defunker Deals at BustedTees.com.

I don’t know if you’ve heard, but apparently there was a lady who had her face ripped off by a Chimpanzee!?!  A 200 pound Chimp?  I feel terrible for that poor lady.  I can’t imagine being in that position, or watching it happen for that matter.   I wouldn’t want to be a first responder either… or a doctor for that matter catching that one in the Emergency Room.   Now, don’t send me hate mail, I’m not on either side of this argument, but it brings up memories of seeing those signs.  You know the ones.  You’re on a Griswold vacation somewhere and you come across a sign that says something silly like, “Don’t feed the bears!”  My answer was always a simple, “ok.”  But apparently, others were less compliant somewhere along the line.

Anyway, I hope that Lady comes through it ok.  For the rest of us, what have we learned?

This one has nothing to do with the above essay.  I just thought it looked cool.   As cool as a nuclear bomb going off and killing hundreds of thousands of people can be I guess.  When I was in high school, I used to always say that, “People make me pro-nuclear.”  Clever I thought, but have you ever seen pictures of a nuclear holocaust?  Not pretty…..